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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:24
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
'Zombie' Fungus Caught Bursting From Host Bodies 99 Million Years Ago - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everything Apple Announced at WWDC 2025 - WIRED
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Scientists visualize key protein structures linked to immune response and inflammation - Phys.org
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
S&P 500 scores best May since 1990, but stocks end month with fresh tariff worries - MarketWatch
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
No, not a chance
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No way
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds